Tune
– “Fiddler has played his last tune for the night”
Chorus:
It
is time to clean out the refrigerator
Time
to get rid of the gunk!
Time
to scrub off the black fuzzy mildew
That’s
growin’ clear ‘round the door.
Verse
1:
The
top shelf is sticky with something that spilled
It
dripped all over the door
It
puddled on the bottom shelf where it dripped even further
All
the way down to the floor.
Oh,
there’s petrified pizza and shriveled green beans,
Green
fuzzy lemons and limes,
Mysterious
liquids with islands of mold,
And
containers of black icky slime.
Verse
2:
This
leftover chicken has really gone bad
The
fowl has really turned foul
And
what is this strange stuff that somebody wrapped
And
hid in my best kitchen towel?
Better
not open that big plastic bag
I
think it used to be bread
Save
it to use as a source of penicillin
Or
throw it in the trash, instead.
Verse
3:
Why
did you save all this unpalatable food
Did
you think it would get better in time?
Or
rather than insulting the cook right away
You
let it turn into inedible slime.
You
don’t want to tell someone you love
That
he really is a lousy cook
Say
“Looks good but I’m full; I’ll save it for later.”
Meanwhile
burn his cookbooks…
*Sing
this to your heart's content. Xerox, including the copyright, and hand
it out to friends. Perform it with your group. If
you want to record it, that's OK, too. LOL!! Just send me an email and
give me credit for the words.
