Cedar Point Chopsticks

It's such a lovely day today

Let's go somewhere and have some fun

To Sandusky we'll drive and then 

We'll spend the day at Cedar Point

Let's ride the Raptor, the skyride, the wildcat

The turnpike cars and ocean motion

And then the Magnum, the Troika, the Mantis

And for a break the Carousel

And then we'll eat a bratwurst sandwich

With sauerkraut at the HofBrau

And for dessert we'll eat some ice cream 

And chew some taffy and buy some fudge

Let's ride the schwabinchen, demon drop, Cedar Downs

Disaster transport, and Cadillac cars

The blue streak, Calypso, the Dodgem, the scrambler

The Spacespiral, corkscrew, and witches wheel

And then we'll eat some cotton candy

French fries and some char burgers

And maybe have some corn on the cob

Barbecued chicken and fresh biscuits

Let's ride the paddlewheel, chaos, and gemini

Snake River falls and thunder canyon

The mine ride, the swan boats, wave swinger, mean streak

White water landing and antique cars

And then we'll eat at Aunt Em's pies

And walk along the frontier trail

But first we'll stop at the Red Garter

And eat popcorn and watch the show

And now it's time to watch the laser light

Show - let's ride the train right there

But first I'm thirsty let's buy some pop

We'll still be in time to watch the show.

Oh, boy, it's been a really long day

The car is parked a mile a way

My stomach is rumbling I think

I'll eat an ice cream cone along the way.

How you've kept going all day, you amaze me

You've eaten so much you should explode

I don't understand how you can eat

And ride roller coasters and not throw up.

© Barbara F Gregory, 1997*

*Sing this to your heart's content. Xerox, including the copyright, and hand it out to friends. Perform it with your group. If you want to record it, that's OK, too. LOL!! Just send me an email and give me credit for the words.